[Verse 1]
He lives in a swivel chair
Cold chips in a plastic bowl
Mouse hand like a crab claw
Neck bent low, eyes on the scroll
He says "real life lame"
Then he boots up after lunch
Mud on the carpet, hoodie crust
Got one goal and one punch
[Pre-Chorus]
He never leaves that room
Never sees the sun
If the server goes down
He starts to come undone
[Chorus]
Roblox chud, Roblox chud
(type "gg" then run)
Roblox chud, Roblox chud
(still here, never won)
Blocks on blocks, day by day
Lives inside the play
Roblox chud, Roblox chud
He won't log out today
[Verse 2]
Red bull can on the desk
Five tabs deep, same weird grin
Builds a tower out of junk
Gets banned and joins again
He flexes in his tiny clan
With a cape and a fake sword glow
Talks big on a voice chat mic
But his mom says "phone is low"
[Pre-Chorus]
He hears the doorbell ring
Acts like it's a raid
Hands fly off the keyboard
Fearful, pale, and glazed
[Chorus]
Roblox chud, Roblox chud
(type "gg" then run)
Roblox chud, Roblox chud
(still here, never won)
Blocks on blocks, day by day
Lives inside the play
Roblox chud, Roblox chud
He won't log out today
[Bridge]
[Half-time]
One more match, one more map
One more badge to chase
Tiny kingdom, fake gold crown
Same blank stare on his face
Then the screen goes black
He blinks like it's a wound
For one small second
He remembers there is noon
[Final Chorus]
Roblox chud, Roblox chud
(type "gg" then run)
Roblox chud, Roblox chud
(still here, never won)
Blocks on blocks, day by day
Lives inside the play
Roblox chud, Roblox chud
He won't log out today
Roblox chud, Roblox chud
He built his world in gray