[Verse 1]
He got a chair that squeaks at noon
A cereal bowl in his room
Same gray hoodie, same sad grin
Booting up to log back in
He says, "Don't touch my little zone"
A headset crackling, all alone
Builds fake walls with a plastic crown
Then rage-quits when they let him down
[Pre-Chorus]
He don't go out
He don't call back
He just skrrt skrrt skrrt
To the loading track
Hands on keys
Eyes on screen
King of the lobby
Lord of the green
[Chorus]
Chud in Roblox
Chud in Roblox
Living that block life
Losing that match
Chud in Roblox
Chud in Roblox
(Chud in Roblox)
He only plays that
[Verse 2]
He got a pet name in all caps
A fake watch gleam and gamer traps
Talks real tough in the chat box
But folds when the lobby pops
Mom says, "Sun's up, eat your toast"
He says, "One more round" and ghosts
Build a tower, crash the team
Wake up mean in a pixel dream
[Pre-Chorus]
He don't go out
He don't call back
He just skrrt skrrt skrrt
To the loading track
Hands on keys
Eyes on screen
King of the lobby
Lord of the green
[Chorus]
Chud in Roblox
Chud in Roblox
Living that block life
Losing that match
Chud in Roblox
Chud in Roblox
(Chud in Roblox)
He only plays that
[Bridge]
He swear he got a "huge new flex"
It's just another hat and some text
He built a throne out of fake gold bars
Then got knocked out by a kid in stars
[Break]
Nah-nah, not today
Nah-nah, hide away
Tap-tap, press restart
Same old loop, same broken heart
[Final Chorus]
Chud in Roblox
Chud in Roblox
Living that block life
Losing that match
Chud in Roblox
Chud in Roblox
(Chud in Roblox)
He only plays that
Chud in Roblox
Chud in Roblox
Still in his block life
Forever attached