[Verse 1]
I entered your lobby, you froze like a prop
Zhol at the top? Man, the jokes never stop
You swing like champs, then you hide the whole glitch
Got cheaters on payroll, that’s a weird little switch
One dude rubber-band dashing, another one vanishing
You call that a “strat,” but that’s funny and damaging
Then when we say, “Ayy, what is this mess?”
You hit us with “huh?” like you’re shocked, I guess
Your members be fishy, your excuses be thin
If skill was a door, y’all still wouldn’t get in
Try to take the throne? You throw out the boot
Ban hammer goes brrr when the truth gets cute
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, now you’re confused?
Hands all up, acting amused
But we saw what you do
And the whole server did too
[Chorus]
Zhol, Zhol, play dumb, play dumb
Zhol, Zhol, when the call-out comes
Zhol, Zhol, hide the cheat, then run
Zhol, Zhol, “what happened?” — c’mon
Zhol, Zhol, play dumb, play dumb
Zhol, Zhol, when the call-out comes
You ban the best, then act undone
Zhol, Zhol, “what happened?” — c’mon
[Verse 2]
You guard that clan like it’s made of glass
Anybody leveling up, you kick them fast
“Threat to the throne,” that’s your favorite line
Translation: “We panic when they start to shine”
You don’t like rivals, you like easy wins
With a pocket full of loopholes and a room full of sins
Then you point at the screen like, “Who, us? Nah”
While the whole clan’s doing drive-by brah-brah-brah
Old heads in charge with the same dead stare
Acting all innocent, like nobody’s there
But the receipts got legs, and they walk through the chat
Now the joke’s on Zhol, how you sitting with that?
[Bridge]
Say it with a straight face
Go on, try that line
“Nothing to see here”
While the proof stays in time
[Chorus]
Zhol, Zhol, play dumb, play dumb
Zhol, Zhol, when the call-out comes
Zhol, Zhol, hide the cheat, then run
Zhol, Zhol, “what happened?” — c’mon
Zhol, Zhol, play dumb, play dumb
Zhol, Zhol, when the call-out comes
You ban the best, then act undone
Zhol, Zhol, “what happened?” — c’mon
[Outro]
So keep the act, keep the mask, keep the grin
We already know how the little script ends
You can clutch the clan, but the scam don’t stun
Zhol, you’re not undefeated
You’re just under the sun (under the sun)