[Verse 1]
Walked in late to the function
Trying to play it cool
No fuss
My buddy talkin' 'bout his heartbreak
I’m noddin' like I care… but I’m not with us
‘Cause you walked past in them blue jeans
Time slowed down
Brain hit freeze
Wait
What was I saying just now?
All I see is curves
Can’t breathe
[Chorus]
That ass though
Got me forgettin' what I came for
Blink once
Whole plan out the window
Like “uhh… what were we talkin' ‘bout?” (hey!)
That ass though
I’d write a thesis
But I’d lose the notes
Every time you turn
My IQ goes
Down
Down
Down—yeah
That ass though
[Verse 2]
Pastor preachin' on a Sunday
I’m tryna focus
Tryna be deep
Then you stand up in the front row
And the whole book of wisdom just leaves
Tried to order fries at the drive-thru
Saw you walk by
Now I’m stuck
“Can I get a… uh… maybe… salad?”
Girl
You crashed my brain like a truck
[Chorus]
That ass though
Got me forgettin' what I came for
Blink once
Whole plan out the window
Like “uhh… what were we talkin' ‘bout?” (oh yeah!)
That ass though
I’d write a thesis
But I’d lose the notes
Every time you turn
My IQ goes
Down
Down
Down—yeah
That ass though
[Bridge]
Got my phone in my hand
Can’t text
“Hey
You’re beau—booty—wait
Backspace
Next”
Tried to spell “beautiful
” typed three O’s
Even autocorrect like “bro
We know”
You the type make a man forget his name
Walk up smooth
Then I stop mid-game
Controller in hand
Screen says “KO”
Guess who won? Yeah… that ass though
[Chorus]
That ass though
Got me forgettin' what I came for
Blink once
Whole plan out the window
Like “uhh… what were we talkin' ‘bout?” (hey!)
That ass though
I’d write a thesis
But I’d lose the notes
Every time you turn
My IQ goes
Down
Down
Down—yeah
That ass though