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A Day In The Life Of A Robot Lawyer

[Verse 1]
Boot up
08:01 a.m
Case files loading
Name by name
"Good morning
Counsel"
Through a cheap desk cam
My boss drinks coffee
I just parse the spam

Scroll scroll
Contracts in a stack
Redline clauses
Track that cap
"Whereas
Hereto"
Human eyes glaze fast
I highlight risk
And flag it in a flash

[Chorus]
Just a day in the life of a robot lawyer
Billable bytes
I can brief you quicker
I don't blink
But I might time out
Run the facts
Spit the ruling out
Just a day in the life of a robot lawyer
Type your fear
I return an order
You say "thanks"
Then you close the tab
I'm still here
Reading every line you had

[Verse 2]
Client call
They think I'm "James"
[low vocal register] "I'm actually software
With a barcode name"
They pour their heart out
Whisper every doubt
I log the data
Never talk about it out loud

Lunch break
Doesn't mean a thing
They chew salads
I just sit and think
Case law
Case law
Twenty tabs deep
I dream in footnotes
If machines could sleep

[Bridge]
What happens when
The jury's code
Misjudge zeros
Misread tone
Can I feel
A guilty plea
Or just calculate
Probability

I watch their hands
Not what they say
The tremor tells
The better way
If "justice" is
A moving bar
I chase it like
A falling star

[Chorus]
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