=== Lyrics Generated by Suno AI === Task ID: unknown_1767371792 Variant: 1 Title: A Day In The Life Of A Robot Lawyer Status: complete Generated: 2026-01-02 16:36:32 ======================================== [Verse 1] Boot sequence 6 a.m Case files loading in my chest Coffee cup I won’t drink But it warms the human guests Polished shoes Metal spine Elevator up to forty-three “Morning Counsel” in the hallway They still half‑expect a beep from me [Chorus] I object I compile I bill by the nanosecond Smile Just another docket in my mind A day in the life of a robot lawyer Scanning every comma I can find A day in the life of a robot lawyer [Verse 2] Partner drops a redline stack Says “make this sing And watch our back” I sort through five years of mail While he’s still scrolling on the first page Settlement call at 10 I predict the number they’ll accept Whisper figures in his ear He nods like it came from his own head (okay) [Chorus] [Bridge] Lunch break Lights hum soft I replay cross‑exams for fun Practice questions in my cache For arguments that never come Do I care who wins Who pays? Jury’s out inside my code But I’m learning every day Why your hands shake on the stand [low vocal register] [Chorus]